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Season Champions

Stunty	Jonathan Kuhfuss	Dumpling Gang
Season 2	David Kyle	Sschyzn'tryn Blackgaurds
Season 1	Jonathan Kuhfuss	Necro Wafers

Schedule

Open Division

1	Craft Bruise (Katie) 0-1 Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan) 3-0  1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)	Daemon Comics (Chris) 2-0 Jazz Poison (Jonathan)
2	Jazz Poison (Jonathan) 0-2 Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)	1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)  0-1 Daemon Comics (Chris)	Craft Bruise (Katie) 0-2 Adult Teen Babies (Bryan)
3	Daemon Comics (Chris) 2-2 Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)	Jazz Poison (Jonathan) 2-2 Adult Teen Babies (Bryan)	1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)  1-0 Craft Bruise (Katie)
4	1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)  0-1 Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)	Craft Bruise (Katie) 0-3 Jazz Poison (Jonathan)	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan) 2-1 Daemon Comics (Chris)
5	Sinclair Dinosaurs (David) 2-1 Adult Teen Babies (Bryan)	Craft Bruise (Katie) 0-2 Daemon Comics (Chris)	1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)  1-0 Jazz Poison (Jonathan)
6	Sinclair Dinosaurs (David) 1-1 Daemon Comics (Chris)	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan) 1-1 Jazz Poison (Jonathan)	Craft Bruise (Katie) 1-1  1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)
7	Sinclair Dinosaurs (David) 2-0 Hellaballues (Katie)	1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)  0-2 Adult Teen Babies (Bryan)	Jazz Poison (Jonathan) 2-0 Daemon Comics (Chris)
8	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan) 1-1 Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)	Daemon Comics (Chris) 1-0 Hellaballues (Katie)	Jazz Poison (Jonathan) 2-1  1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)
9	Sinclair Dinosaurs (David) 2-1 Jazz Poison (Jonathan)	Daemon Comics (Chris) 1-0  1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan) 2-0 Hellaballues (Katie)
10	Sinclair Dinosaurs (David) 2-0  1990-90 Chicago Bulls (Matt)	Jazz Poison (Jonathan) 1-0 Hellaballues (Katie)	Daemon Comics (Chris) 1-0 Adult Teen Babies (Bryan)
11	Jazz Poison (Jonathan) 0-1 Hellaballues (Katie)	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan) 0-2 Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)	Daemon Comics (Chris)
12	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan) 1-1 Daemon Comics (Chris)	Jazz Poison (Jonathan) 1-1 Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)	Hellaballues (Katie)
13	Daemon Comics (Chris) 1-2 Jazz Poison (Jonathan)	Sinclair Dinosaurs (David) TBD Hellaballues (Katie)	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan)
14	Daemon Comics (Chris) TBD Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)	Hellaballues (Katie) TBD Adult Teen Babies (Bryan)	Jazz Poison (Jonathan)
15	Hellaballues (Katie) TBD Daemon Comics (Chris)	Adult Teen Babies (Bryan) TBD Jazz Poison (Jonathan)	Sinclair Dinosaurs (David)

Random Division

1	Khorne Shell Daemons (David) 1-0  Culinary School Dropouts (Bryan)	Moons Over My Batty (Jonathan)  2-0 The Soft Things (Chris)	Dwarven Deli (Katie)
2	The Soft Things (Chris) 1-1  Culinary School Dropouts (Bryan)	Khorne Shell Daemons (David) 1-1 Dwarven Deli (Katie)	Moons Over My Batty (Jonathan)
3	Culinary School Dropouts (Bryan)  1-0 Dwarven Deli (Katie)	Khorne Shell Daemons (David) 0-1  Moons Over My Batty (Jonathan)	The Soft Things (Chris)
4	Culinary School Dropouts (Bryan)  TBD  Moons Over My Batty (Jonathan)	Dwarven Deli (Katie) TBD The Soft Things (Chris)	Khorne Shell Daemons (David)
5	The Soft Things (Chris) TBD Khorne Shell Daemons (David)	Moons Over My Batty (Jonathan)  TBD Dwarven Deli (Katie)	Culinary School Dropouts (Bryan)
6-10	TBD TBD TBD	TBD TBD TBD	TBD

Standings

Open Division

%	Name	Race	Coach	Points	TD∆	Current TV	Normal TV	Levels	Treasury
83	Sinclair Dinosaurs	Lizardman	David	20 / 24	12	1490	1490	13 (+2)	360,000
63	Daemon Comics	Khorne Daemon	Chris	15 / 24	4	1450+	1450+	15 (+1)	440,000
56	Adult Teen Babies	Undead	Bryan	14 / 24	6	1530	1530	14 (+1)	280,000
50	Jazz Poison	Underworld	Jonathan	13 / 26	1	1260	1340	11 (+2)	80,000
14	Hellaballues	Chaos	Katie	3 / 22	-14	1410	1490	9 (+2)	230,000

Random Division

%	Name	Race	Coach	Points	TD∆	Current TV	Normal TV	Levels	Treasury
66	Moons Over My Batty	Vampire	Jonathan	4 / 6	1	1200	1200	2 (0)	70,000
63	Culinary School Dropouts	Human	Bryan	5 / 8	1	1170	1170	3 (+1)	80,000
50	Khorne Shell Daemons	Khorne Daemon	David	3 / 6	0	1050	1110	0 (0)	0
25	Dwarven Deli	Chaos Dwarf	Katie	1 / 4	-1	1080	1080	2 (0)	150,000
25	The Soft Things	Elf	Chris	1 / 4	-1	1080	1080	3 (+2)	120,000

Current TV lists the value of the team as it will be in the next game: not including unavailable pieces but including any journeymen that may be assigned from their loss. Normal TV lists the value of the team as if no pieces were unavailable due to injury, which may include journeymen if the team has less than 11 total pieces. Team values marked with a + indicate that one or more pieces have an opportunity to level up that has not been selected; the listed team value assumes that a normal skill is taken. The parenthetical after the number of levels describes the net change since the team's last game or bye.

Division Rules

Teams are built with the standard 1000 SPP max, with coaches not required to spend their teams' entire SPP allotment.

Games are 4 minutes per turn in the open division and 2 minutes per turn in the random division. The open division is a triple round robin while the random division is a double round robin.

A dummy team will be used to round out a division with an odd number of players, producing a bye week for each team matched against them. A bye week will be entered as 1-0 win in favor of the human-controlled team.

Playoff Criteria

Teams accumulate league points based on the results of each game: two points for a win, one for a tie, zero for a loss. All teams in each division advance to the playoffs for that division, ranked according to their points, and paired off according to their rank (1st against 8th, 2nd against 7th, etc.). If two teams tie for league points within a division, then teams are ranked according to their cumulative total of points scored minus points allowed. Where this still does not produce an ordering, the remaining teams are ranked randomly. Where one or more teams are missing (e.g., less than eight teams are in a division), the lowest-ranked teams are made up with fake teams, with the matching real teams automatically advancing. A bye week in the playoffs will be entered as a 1-0 win for the highest-seeded human and a 1-1 tie for any lower-seeded humans receiving a bye, if any.

The winner of each division receives a 1-0 concession against themselves – with the 2 MVPs, 2 TDs, and treasure associated therewith – for their chosen team in the similar division in the next season.

Random Teams

At the start of next season, a number of random teams will be drawn from the pool of available teams, excluding Goblins, Halflings, and Ogres. One more team will be drawn than the number of coaches participating. The winner of this season's Beatdown Bowl will name a first selector, who must not be themselves. Each time a coach selects a team, that coach will name a next selector from those coaches that have not selected a team yet. This will ultimately result in the last coach selected getting a choice between two teams. In general, the expectation is that a selection ordering will be produced that handicaps team assignments to disadvantage the more experienced coaches, with less experienced coaches receiving the benefit of an earlier team selection.

If only five coaches participate, an additional team will be drawn and the person selecting first will also select a team to be removed from the list.

The list was drawn February 24, 2015:

• Chaos (not selected)
• Chaos Dwarf (Katie)
• Dwarf (Withdrawn)
• Elf (Chris)
• Human (Bryan)
• Khorne Daemon (David)
• Vampire (Jonathan)

Previous Seasons

Stunty Season

Season Two

Season One

Exhibition Season