Current Matchup

Fan Factor	4
Assistant Coaches	9
	Bloodweiser Babes Bribes Wandering Apothecary Wizard
Cheerleaders	3
Apothecary	Rostered
Team Rerolls	2
Team Value	1730

People’s Union of Small People

A group of stunty explorers headed southeast along the Arasan coast, seeking to prove themselves in the Blood Bowl arena.

Special

Mercato adds 1d6 assistant coaches, rolled immediately before match start.

Away Team Roster

Name	Position	Base Team	Learned Skills	Default Skills	MA	ST	AG	AV	Injuries	Cost
Garret Hairy Twinkletoes	Halfling	Halfling	Guard, Block, Mighty Blow	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	5	2	3	6	–	120
Bignag	Goblin	Goblin	Guard, Frenzy, Juggernaut	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	6	2	3	7	–	130
Bizzle Shoebrush	Snotling	Ogre	Guard, Strip Ball, Juggernaut	Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy	5	1	3	5	–	110
Skarbrig	Goblin	Goblin	Guard, +AG, Kick‑Off Return	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	6	2	4	7	–	140
Otho Peason	Halfling	Halfling	Guard, Catch, Diving Catch	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	5	2	3	6	–	100
Ten Oozebreaker	Snotling	Ogre	Guard, Wrestle, Diving Tackle	Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy	5	1	3	5	–	100
Itrak	Goblin	Goblin	Guard, Block	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	6	2	3	7	–	100
Adelard Carrot	Halfling	Halfling	Guard, Tackle	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	5	2	3	6	–	90
Fizz Stickbone	Snotling	Ogre	Guard, Diving Tackle	Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy	5	1	3	5	–	70
Blotty Murshroomgas	Snotling	Ogre	Guard, Kick	Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy	5	1	3	5	–	80
Nogsnik	Goblin	Goblin	Guard	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	6	2	3	7	–	70
Shimch	Goblin	Goblin	Guard	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	6	2	3	7	–	70
Griffo Tealeaf	Halfling	Halfling	Guard	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	5	2	3	6	–	60
Griffo Hairy Twinkletoes	Halfling	Halfling	Guard	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	5	2	3	6	–	60
Zitty the Stickwielder	Snotling	Ogre	Guard	Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy	5	1	3	5	–	50
Grott Holefiller	Snotling	Ogre	Guard	Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy	5	1	3	5	–	50

Win Result

Fans love a winner: +1 fan factor.

A rostered non-PC piece can gain guard or a normal skill.

Recruit a PUSP snotling or goblin to Mercato.

A Badlands player can be recruited to the team: Morram Irongob, Orc Blitzer, Tackle, Grab, Kick (Block) 6 3 3 9 GS 140k

There's Mercato nobles looking for a reason to invest in the team: recruit apothecary assistants (can induce a wandering apothecary).

Tie Result

A rostered non-PC piece no higher than third level can gain guard or a normal skill.

Recruit a PUSP snotling or level-two goblin to Mercato.

A Badlands player can be recruited to the team: Martoth Coppersnot, Orc Blitzer, Grab, Kick, -AG (Block) 6 3 2 9 GS 120k

Loss Result

The fans think you should have won this one: -1 fan factor.

The team doesn’t like losing this one: +3 cheerleaders next match.

A rostered non-PC piece no higher than second level can gain guard or a normal skill.

Recruit a rookie lineorc to Mercato.

Side Goals

Overflow the PUSP casualty box.

• The people take to the streets following the match.
• +1 team reroll.
• Eeza (Black Orc Blocker, Block, Guard, Stand Firm, -MA 3 4 2 9 GS 140k) is inspired and can be recruited away from Mountain’s Reach.

Don’t have the ball taken off you on your primary drive, with Tsaable Nibbler holding the ball at least once that drive.

• Nibbler’s confidence grows.
• Assign Nibbler a normal skill, double skill, or +MA.
• If Mercato wins, Nibbler may be assigned +AG or two normal skills instead.

A PUSP player dies.

• The Stunty Stompers fan club starts up in Mercato.
• An enthusiastic member of the club can be recruited to the team: Khazhak Snotblood, Chaos Dwarf Blocker, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, -AV (Block, Tackle, Thick Skull) 4 3 2 8 GS 120k
• Most of the team loves it: +1 team reroll for the next match.
• But some members of the team don’t feel comfortable with it: +2 cheerleaders for the next match.

Ongoing Goals

Have a level three or higher opposing piece take a permanent injury (stat bust, niggle, or dead).

• Valodd Wortsnag rejoins the team having learned tackle.

Furgit inflicts a permanent injury or death, whether or not recovered by an apothecary.

• Friendly has a friendly chat with the Badlands Blood Bowl Referee Benevolence Association.
• Mercato has a free bribe next match.

Either of Bubonost the Infested’s foul appearance and disturbing presence have a mechanical effect. With disturbing presence, this means either changing the result of one check or being potentially relevant to three checks. (1/3)

• Bubonost is healed of all injuries.
• Bubonost's ritual grants him tentacles once both mutations have been effective.

A player on either team actually dies.

• Yasha is healed of all injuries.
• After three deaths, Yasha gains a prehensile tail. (0/3)

Skrax's diving tackle causes a piece to actually fail a dodge.

• After four tackles, Skrax shares his training with the rest of his clan. (1/4)

MVP: a non-PC piece does something extraordinary that improves the outcome of the match.

• The piece gains an appropriate skill.