Current Matchup
| Fan Factor | 4 |
| Assistant Coaches | 9 |
| Bloodweiser Babes Bribes Wandering Apothecary Wizard | |
| Cheerleaders | 3 |
| Apothecary | Rostered |
| Team Rerolls | 2 |
| Team Value | 1730 |
People’s Union of Small People
A group of stunty explorers headed southeast along the Arasan coast, seeking to prove themselves in the Blood Bowl arena.
Special
Mercato adds 1d6 assistant coaches, rolled immediately before match start.
Away Team Roster
| Name | Position | Base Team | Learned Skills | Default Skills | MA | ST | AG | AV | Injuries | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Garret Hairy Twinkletoes | Halfling | Halfling | Guard, Block, Mighty Blow | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | – | 120 |
| Bignag | Goblin | Goblin | Guard, Frenzy, Juggernaut | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | – | 130 |
| Bizzle Shoebrush | Snotling | Ogre | Guard, Strip Ball, Juggernaut | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | – | 110 |
| Skarbrig | Goblin | Goblin | Guard, +AG, Kick‑Off Return | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | – | 140 |
| Otho Peason | Halfling | Halfling | Guard, Catch, Diving Catch | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | – | 100 |
| Ten Oozebreaker | Snotling | Ogre | Guard, Wrestle, Diving Tackle | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | – | 100 |
| Itrak | Goblin | Goblin | Guard, Block | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | – | 100 |
| Adelard Carrot | Halfling | Halfling | Guard, Tackle | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | – | 90 |
| Fizz Stickbone | Snotling | Ogre | Guard, Diving Tackle | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | – | 70 |
| Blotty Murshroomgas | Snotling | Ogre | Guard, Kick | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | – | 80 |
| Nogsnik | Goblin | Goblin | Guard | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | – | 70 |
| Shimch | Goblin | Goblin | Guard | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | – | 70 |
| Griffo Tealeaf | Halfling | Halfling | Guard | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | – | 60 |
| Griffo Hairy Twinkletoes | Halfling | Halfling | Guard | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | – | 60 |
| Zitty the Stickwielder | Snotling | Ogre | Guard | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | – | 50 |
| Grott Holefiller | Snotling | Ogre | Guard | Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Tichy | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | – | 50 |
Win Result
Fans love a winner: +1 fan factor.
A rostered non-PC piece can gain guard or a normal skill.
Recruit a PUSP snotling or goblin to Mercato.
A Badlands player can be recruited to the team: Morram Irongob, Orc Blitzer, Tackle, Grab, Kick (Block) 6 3 3 9 GS 140k
There's Mercato nobles looking for a reason to invest in the team: recruit apothecary assistants (can induce a wandering apothecary).
Tie Result
A rostered non-PC piece no higher than third level can gain guard or a normal skill.
Recruit a PUSP snotling or level-two goblin to Mercato.
A Badlands player can be recruited to the team: Martoth Coppersnot, Orc Blitzer, Grab, Kick, -AG (Block) 6 3 2 9 GS 120k
Loss Result
The fans think you should have won this one: -1 fan factor.
The team doesn’t like losing this one: +3 cheerleaders next match.
A rostered non-PC piece no higher than second level can gain guard or a normal skill.
Recruit a rookie lineorc to Mercato.
Side Goals
Overflow the PUSP casualty box.
- The people take to the streets following the match.
- +1 team reroll.
- Eeza (Black Orc Blocker, Block, Guard, Stand Firm, -MA 3 4 2 9 GS 140k) is inspired and can be recruited away from Mountain’s Reach.
Don’t have the ball taken off you on your primary drive, with Tsaable Nibbler holding the ball at least once that drive.
- Nibbler’s confidence grows.
- Assign Nibbler a normal skill, double skill, or +MA.
- If Mercato wins, Nibbler may be assigned +AG or two normal skills instead.
A PUSP player dies.
- The Stunty Stompers fan club starts up in Mercato.
- An enthusiastic member of the club can be recruited to the team: Khazhak Snotblood, Chaos Dwarf Blocker, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, -AV (Block, Tackle, Thick Skull) 4 3 2 8 GS 120k
- Most of the team loves it: +1 team reroll for the next match.
- But some members of the team don’t feel comfortable with it: +2 cheerleaders for the next match.
Ongoing Goals
Have a level three or higher opposing piece take a permanent injury (stat bust, niggle, or dead).
- Valodd Wortsnag rejoins the team having learned tackle.
Furgit inflicts a permanent injury or death, whether or not recovered by an apothecary.
- Friendly has a friendly chat with the Badlands Blood Bowl Referee Benevolence Association.
- Mercato has a free bribe next match.
Either of Bubonost the Infested’s foul appearance and disturbing presence have a mechanical effect. With disturbing presence, this means either changing the result of one check or being potentially relevant to three checks. (1/3)
- Bubonost is healed of all injuries.
- Bubonost's ritual grants him tentacles once both mutations have been effective.
A player on either team actually dies.
- Yasha is healed of all injuries.
- After three deaths, Yasha gains a prehensile tail. (0/3)
Skrax's diving tackle causes a piece to actually fail a dodge.
- After four tackles, Skrax shares his training with the rest of his clan. (1/4)
MVP: a non-PC piece does something extraordinary that improves the outcome of the match.
- The piece gains an appropriate skill.